15 Times When Mothers Just Owned It

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May 15, 2017 9:00 PM EDT

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    Text - ooo Verizon 1 25% 9:56 PM Messages Contact Mom Idk I haven't seen it But I haven't looked OKAY Did you see my green calculator anywhere Delivered No loser mcloserson iMessage Send ERTY U QW IOP ASD F GH JK L ZXCV BNM return 123 space
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    Text - Mom(: Messages Edit Hey mom what would you do if got pregnant before 18? Keep the baby Aw that's nice( And put you up for adoption Send smartphOWNED.com
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    Text - @ 26% 3:35 PM AT&T Mom Edit Messages Any plans for tonight? No Loser
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    Text - .ooo AT&T 2:34 PM 90% Messages Mom Contact Mom I would like to let you know that i feel robbed for not growing up in a colder place because I could b an Olympian for glorified sledding Ahhh you've finally unveiled my secret guilt. I have failed you. I hope, with much therapy, you will be able to move past this unbearable transgression and somehow piece together a life worth living. Text Message Send
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    Text - Mom Edit Messages Mom! I think there's a theif in the house! COME HOME! Go hide in your closset! NOW! I'll be home in 15 minutes! I can hear steps mom! IM SCARED! Just be quiet honey! Okay, I think he's gone now.. phew! But I can't get out of the closset! OMG, HE LOCKED ME IN!! No he didn't, I did. And I came early home from the meeting. Omg, you are easy to scare! PS. Hope you still talking to me! Love you. Mom. Send
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    Text - oo Verizon 100% 9:34 AM Contact Messages (1) Mom I need more contacts. I just put in my last pair. So 'll need another set in like a month and a half if that's possible. Sure do u order them or should eye? Delivered Message Send Q WE R TYUIO P ASD F GH J KL Z X CV B NM return 123 space
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    Text - Mom Messages Edit What do u want for dinner? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT so TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT Ahahaha best mom ever. pizza'd be awesome, please. Send
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    Text - oo Verizon LTE 90% 1:14 PM Messages Mom Contact Mom MOm МОМ MOTHER HYARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH M Text Message Send QWE R TY UIOP G H J K L A SD F ZX C V B N M X return 123 space
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    Text - Mom Messages Edit T hit a bunny mom :-( Oh no.. easter is cancelled... thanks a lot! МОМ!( Oh my god! STOP! He ran out in front of me! What was I supposed to do: Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the Bunny Trail. OH NO! Here comes Courtney... *SPLAT!!
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    Text - Mom Messages Edit Hey mum can I have fifty bucks? X Money doesn't grow on trees Sarah! What's paper made from? Trees. What's money made from? 80% cotton. Which grows on a bush. Send smartphOWNED.com
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    Text - Mom Messages Edit Are you picking me up after school or do I take the bus? I have to pick you up or we will be late to the doctors. What entrance should I pick you up at? Dear Caitlyn's mom. This is Mr. Ratili. I would appreciate if you didn't contact your daughter during class. I will now be confiscating her phone untill Friday Oh F*ck you. Now I get why she hates you. p smartphOWNED.com Send
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    Text - MOM Edit Messages Mom, my boyfriend took my virginity :D WHAT!!!! THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF YOUNG LADY!!! YOU'RE JUST 12! Mom!? I'm 18.. ooo, it's you darling, I thought it was your little sister! That makes sense... Wait do l have a little sister!? well that's awkward... Send smartphOWNED.com
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    Text - 7:11 AM 100% AT&T 3G Mom Edit Messages Feb 22, 2012 7:06 AM Good morning beautiful:) xoxo your imaginary boyfriend Thanks mom.... Text Message Send WERT Y
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    Text - Mom :D Messages Edit Go make your bed! I've told you a thousand times this week. Why should I make it when I'm going to sleep in it tonight? Why feed you tonight when I know you will die anyways? Im off to make my bed! smartphOWNED.com Send
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    Text - 10:19 AM T-Mobile 4G bile 4G 10:19 AM Momma! Messages Momma! ges Edit me and I need an ans so I want you to tell m truthfully no matter wh the answer is I want y honest opinion.... Do y know the muffin man? Jul 23, 2013, 9:08 AM I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me, it might be weird between us but its something I need to know. I have kept this in for too long and it's about time I was strait up and just asked you about it. I hope There is a little known
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